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An interview with Pokey the Penguin
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HELLO POKEY WE LOVE YOU POKEY POKEY WE WANT TO INTERVIEW YOU POKEY CAN WE INTERVIEW YOU FOR OUR WEBSITE WE LOVE YOU POKEY
HELLO POKEY |
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OK PLEASE CONDUCT INTERVIEW VIA ASKO TOOL
LINK TO ASKO IS FROM POKEY WEBSITE!!! PLEASE TO MAKE A GROUP FOR INTERVIEW AND MAIL GROUP NAME TO POKEY HOOOOOORJ |
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Ricky Gervais remakes...
Episode 1: Ricky Gervais remakes... Jaws
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SCENE 386. INT. ORCA CABIN. NIGHT.
QUINT: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side: "Ah-So!" Just like that, Chief. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. You know, I think that's where those little yellow devils got the idea for sushi, Hooper? A thousand sailors bobbin' around like so much raw fish...[HE TAILS OFF, LAUGHING] HOOPER: Yellow? |
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Things to see at the Edinburgh Festival
Ask Isambard Kingdom Brunel a bastard question
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What ho. Bastard engineering work has dried up lately and I find myself with a lot of bastard time on my bastard hands. So, with the help of my bastard Stovepipe (Hat) of Knowledge, I plan to put my-bastard-self to good use once more. Ask me a bastard question, I'll tip my Stovepipe and Bob's your bastard uncle, a nugget of genuine wisdom and truth will fall forth. Who's bastard first?
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Come to Cuthbert Crowser's Exciting Egg Environment
| What a splendid day for a bit of jolly old fun! It may be dull and dreary outside, but here in Cuthbert Crowser's Exciting Egg Environment there's gaboodles of larks to be had, and I've got some special tickets to hand out to all the lucky boys and girls. Unlucky get nowt and be grateful for it, I don't want you defiling my glorious palace with your foul, malformed parts. |
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Timecop - a review
| I can't believe I have never seen this classic Science Fiction movie before. Basically Jean-Claude Van Damme lives in the space year 2004, and then he has to go back, way way way back through time to the ancient year of 1994 to get this bearded man, and when they get to 1994 his rookie partner, who is 26, says "Just think...I'm celebrating my SIXTEENTH birthday today!" and I nearly fell off my chair in shock at just how amazing a concept this really was... |
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And there's more:
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Live Webcast from the Reading festival |
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The generic adventures of Mario |
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Nemi |
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The Groke |
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Robin Cook RIP |
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Meg and Mog |
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Celebrity Lowdown |
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Dull Bret |
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The adventures of On Fire Man |
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