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Pretty Girl with Meathead, by Luke Elliott
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Exploding Lips (PC, 2001)
| At first you're spellbound by the sight. You blink, but there it is--a huge pair of lips floating about ten feet above the ground. They're bright red, those lips, and they are wearing what you'd have to describe as a cruel smile. And then it starts coming back to you. The Exploding Lips! The invasion from another dimension! The Earth caught unawares, the wholesale destruction as the nations, unprepared for this eerie and deadly invasion, try to fight back against a menace they can hardly understand. |
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Ted Vaaaak (1943-2005)
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The decayed remains of now-legendary author Ted Vaaak have been found in a small hut, east of Loughborough.
Vaaaak, the author of works such as "The Last One Finishes 10th", and creator of a series of paintings which were politely rejected by Buckingham Palace, was previously believed to have been killed in mysterious circumstances in Germany, in mid-2005. Eyewitness at the time claim he "Vanished like a slug". |
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Great Computer Game Sequences #5 - Resident Evil (Playstation/Saturn 1996)
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The Ninth Gate - a review
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I just remembered the worst film ever. It's called The Ninth Gate.
The story follows a dealer of rare books, played by Johnny Depp, who is hired by some weird satanist to find the original "Ninth Gate" book, which is, like, a million years old and written by The Devil, or something. |
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And there's more:
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Bilchard |
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre |
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The last ever Calvin and Hobbes strip |
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The generic adventures of Mario |
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Pride and Prejudice (from 40,000 ft) |
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Egg |
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Splaticus |
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Freakus - a collection of odds |
Great Computer Game Sequences #6 - MDK's ending movie (PC, 1997)
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