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A catalogue of broken dreams



Recent additions





Jet Set Willy 2 (C64) - A review





The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time - A guide by Rosy Rockets

My mild brain damage may be traced to the fact that I have completed Zelda approximately six times.

Kokiri Forest

Watch in disgust as a Kokiri with a ginger mop humps a rock.




Read the complete guide







Distressing Video Game Box-art #1

It is not hard to find bad video game box-art, of course. But we looked, anyway



See more rubbish



And there's more:
Dull Bret
The generic adventures of Mario
Nemi



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