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Snow hits America. Americans 'terrified'
| New Yorkers were left cowering in terror this weekend as unprecedented amounts of snow fell from the sky on to the ground. Central Park - a major thoroughfare and favourite commuting route for Americans all over America - suffered a massive 68.3 cm (26.9 inches) of snow. Buff American, an American New Yorker who contacted us, gave us this eyewitness account: "The snow came down suddenly, like the icy rain of death. It was swarming all around and people were starting to panic. We've all been on High Red Alert recently because of all the Terror, and naturally we suspected the worst. What if this 'snow' is just the start of Bin Laden's chemical warfare attacks!" |
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Great Computer Game Sequences #10 - Dancing Monster (C64 - 1983)
See the monster dance and dance and dance
The Government today announced a total ban of the consumption of all crisps, nuts and snack foods in public areas. The legislation is due to be rushed through parliament, and is expected to come into effect in August 2009. John Cautious, the newly appointed Minister for Health, Nutrition and Patronising Laws, announced today that "in today's society, more and more people are choosing to eat high-fat junk foods with poor nutritional value. We believe that people should not be allowed to make choices unless they are good ones". |
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COW IN A SUPERMARKET
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COW wedged ironically in the dairy aisle in between the milk and the cheese face that cow face it down face that cow I am used to cow being my dinner says a lady backing away rapidly cow should not be looking at me she drops her meat and flees face it! Face that cow! Cow in the supermarket! It should not be here |
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