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Deus Ex: The Movie - the trailer
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BIG SWOOPY SHOT ACROSS A GENERIC SKYSCRAPERED CITY SKYLINE INT. WHITEHOUSE: PRESIDENT MEAD: ...the greatest threat our country - and the world - has ever faced. We, as a nation, must - LED NUMERICAL DISPLAY HITS ZERO. WHITEHOUSE EXPLODES. |
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Lift Off!
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I have been trying to find evidence of this for ages, because it was so fucking petrifying and scarring. Nobody else seemed to remember it, but now I know it is real. I was scared, because my brain tends to make horrible, horrible things up, things that never really happened, but at least this is real.
"Lift Off!". It was an educational TV programme made by the Australians.  A smiling Aborigine. That's nice enough, almost delightful. Nothing to worry about there... |
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Lesley Crowther (1933-1996)
Leslie Bonjela Crowther, born Hans Karl Filberflinger (6 February 1933 Munich), was a Nazi Doctor and later a British comedian.
 With experience gained during hypothermia experimentation during the Second World War - under the supervision of Dr. Sigmund Rascher at Birkenau, Dachau and Auschwitz - and as a presenter of such programmes as The Black and White Minstrel Show and long-running children's institution Crackerjack (with Dr. Peter Glaze), Crowther was the ideal candidate to take over from Professor Kurt Blome as the host of the long running British game show The Price is Right. |
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An interview with Anne Rice
Here at goaste we're big fans of Anne Rice. We asked her for a quick word about her latest novel
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Things Mil Millington and I have argued about
by HP Lovecraft
| It's nearly my birthday and I saw Mil leafing through the "Past Times" catalogue. What a compleat arsole. We have copies of "How to be a Smug Twat in Latin" coming out of our ears. |
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The Frog Chorus |
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Rat and Man |
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The life of Eggbert |
Sibling Rivalry
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'Hi there! I'm Iain Banks, the famous author. I've written all sorts of weird, gothic-y books like The Wasp Factory, The Bridge and all that. They're great - maybe you should check 'em out!' |
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'Oh, hello the noo... I'm Iain Banks' evil twin, Iain M. Banks. I despise my brother, and decided to do something completely different to distance myself from him - I write sort of weird, science fictiony books. I'm completely different to my stupid brother, Iain Banks.' |
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