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A Guide to the enemies of Doctor Who
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The Daleks
A race of machine/humanoid hybrids created by Davros, a brilliant individual driven insane by his crippled body. They wish to kill all humans, and often say "Exterminate!" The Cybermen A race of machine/humanoid hybrids created by John Lumic, a brilliant individual driven insane by his crippled body. They wish to kill all humans, and often say "Delete!" |
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Leaving Day, by MVK
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Big Brother design 'evil genius'
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Designer Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen has described the new Big Brother house as "the seventh circle of Hell", adding the creator is "an evil genius".
The set - shown to the press ahead of Thursday's launch - was "a lot less well behaved" than previous years, the Changing Rooms host told the Guardian. "In fact," he added, "It’s a kind of frisky felon of a construction, an indestructible former Kaled of a building, an emotionless brick engine of extermination, hell bent on destroying human kind, koala bears and the entire planet…but in building form. This year's big brother house is a veritable child rapist of glass and metal, a transparent Hitler with cramped single beds buried in his anus pipe – Davros made house. I absolutely love it." |
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Vagueries of Perception, by Luke Elliott
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The beverage-based tales of Earl Grey |
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Love and beauty |
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Tears |
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There are other worlds than these |
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Invasion |
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Dull Bret |
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