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M Night Shyamalan's new exciting ironic films...with a twist
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THE INFECTED - 2006 (post-production)
Starring John Hurt, Kevin Bacon, Rob Schneider, Reese Witherspoon, Tobey McGuire Small town gets infected with zombies, and the survivors huddle together, then in a twist ending it ironically turns out that they are in fact dead and all the 'zombies' are living people, trying to reach out sympathetically and hug them, except they keep shooting them! |
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The Wicker Man
The remake
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Oh my fucking god It's like a fucking joke Is it a joke? The bit where that bint says "welcome" and Cage's horrible mouth forms into a grin, and the bit where it zooms in on on the evil woman's face, both made me laugh out loud. Also, what? What? Do they worship the devil, or something? Why is it all evil? Why is there a girl with a beard of bees? What's all this supernatural bullshit? The whole point of The Wicker Man is that despite their weirdness, the islanders are actually profoundly nice people (kind of like the end of Rosemary's Baby), who see the sacrifice as an act of love and a gift, not as a laughlaugh evil thing to do at all. This is the end of civilisation as we know it. Juxtapose this trailer with the original film; if ever you needed evidence that the last 30 years have heralded the onset of the Stupid Age, this is it |
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Anus House, by Vom Vorton
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Sketcher |
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Alejandro Jodorowsky's Dune |
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Dull Bret |
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another notebook |
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The return of Balor, from the planet Progron! |
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