Dear Isambard,
What shape is an egg?
Yours,
Professor Sampson, Cambridge
Professor Cambridge,
Eggs? EGGS? Eggs are bastard egg-shaped aren't they? Listen sunshine, I can't be dealing with your lah-di-da "Ooh, look at me, with my clever questions about eggs" when I'm digging a bloody tunnel - one moment's distraction and I'm up to my eyeballs in rocks and dead navvies, and what'd I say to the committee about that, smart arse? "Sorry, I was thinking about eggs"? That bastard Telford'd just go "Eggs, Brunel? Eggs aren't going to build this tunnel. I think I'll build yet another sodding canal". Is that what you want, more bloody canals? A Britain full of BASTARD CANALS? Get out of my way.
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