The Sexxus BBS

A Royal Rooney Romance, by Mick Mills & David Boon

Alright, calm down calm down - I love having sex with wrinkly old prossies /

Blimey - If it isn't the queen mum - I thoughts you was dead ? /

One has been granted one last wish before I have to leave this mortal coil once more \

cor! and what was your last wish /

I said I wanted to be shagged senseless by the worlds most famous footballer \

ey! My lucks in 'ere today then innit. Shaggin an old granny and I don't even have to pay for a change - come here you old slapper /

Mmmmm, watch my fucking dodgy plastic hips Wayne . . . . I should've been more specific in my wish and chosen Sol Campbell. I bet he has a massive co \

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