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I caught a mouthful of his poo fumes. I tried to vomit outside, but I couldn't. So I just spat and spat and spat for about 15 minutes.

Bowie: I am seeking a talented female who is experienced with large human and/or beast cock. The setting would be a very small washroom stall with many holes in the walls for cocks to poke through. Page if interested.

For some time now, I am following the TV-series "Ballykissangel". Why? Simply because it?s one of the few TV-series which is worth being watched: no unnecessary violence, no stupid, easy-to-see-through jokes, and a good storyline, combined with a set of good actors. I call this a real top british TV-product, and it?s a shame that the Dutch TV stations don?t show it on prime time! Ballykissangel is all about the life and complications of the people of a small irish village, where there has been assigned a new young catholic priest, which happens to be british. The main characters are the english priest, father Clifford, and the owner of a local pub, Assumpta, who gets sick from everything connected to the church. The fundamental differences of character of these two (Assumpta is verbally aggressive, sarcastic and sometimes even vicious, whereas Clifford is friendly, sweet, helpful, and unbelievably naive sometimes) result in a mutual love/hate relationship and neither of them knows what to do with it. Most episodes can be watched separately, however watching most of them gives you the best clue as to the development of the relationship of the main characters, or should I say, the non-development. However, it is very easy to identify yourself with one or more of the main characters. This, combined with the misunderstandings and tricks in every episode, makes it a joy to watch this series, time after time.

Did you know seaweed is an animal?!
See you all soon! xx

I was in the library at uni, and needed a wee, so I went, but when I pushed the door open, I heard "someone is in here!". The man didn't lock the door. I think he was Chinese, or something.

I hate hitler

i hope he dies

JARETH: SHE'S IN THE OUBLIETTE.
GOBLINS: HA HA! HA HA!
JARETH: HA HA!
JARETH: SHE SHOULD HAVE GIVEN UP BY NOW.
GOBLIN: SHE'LL NEVER GIVE UP.
JARETH: THE DWARF WILL LEAD HER BACK
JARETH: TO THE BEGINNING.
JARETH: SHE'LL GIVE UP WHEN SHE REALIZES
JARETH: SHE HAS TO START ALL OVER AGAIN.
JARETH: HA HA HA!
JARETH: WELL, LAUGH.
GOBLINS: HA HA! HA HA!
GOBLINS: HA HA! HA HA!
JARETH: HA HA HA!

when I was a childbus, I was scared in case I actually was D.A.R.R.Y.L.

oh no

is happen again!

Be silent, you ghastly man, or I shall have my servant shoot you

Hundreds of pictures of all shapes & sizes of scrotums!

no consensus for second anus

There is everything in us. Pie, whale, gay

We are all God's broken creatures.

but some of the airlock things, not sure what are they called but they're used to let ships in and out they look like giant anuses lol

I just found out he was bisexual! I wish people would not be so homosexual. People are always lexuring me cuz im the biggest gay supporter in school when I see gay me or women on tv dissplaying their love for one another I get so happy for them. I don't think it matters what gender you love. And gays people r not going to hell. I hate that saying! Even though being gay is a sin so's alot of stuff and god also said he loves us no matter what. Im no religoius as a matter of fact I don't have a religion. I love god and have a strong relationship with him but I hate religions, Imhate the rules they don't have anything to do with ur relatioinship with go well g2g later billiejoelover_09 - Felicia, nineveh, IN

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"I prefer woman," he said, without anger. "I'm not gay."

they made slightly different tux sleeves for all the Bonds, yet when you play as any character in multiplayer, they all have Pierce Brosnan's hands, even the blacks.

Yeah, that's fine. But it won't actually draw the bullet image to the screen. Instead it crashes.

the characters of Mr Dresden and Mr Burnley, played by actors Brennan Brown and Steve Furst.

Drop everything you have valuable and want to keep. You should just be
carrying that item and nothing else that you don't want to get rid of (money,
letters, items, etc.). Now go visit a town (that is if you have anther memory
card or a friends town) and as soon as you get there or if you are impatient
you can reset or turn off your Gamecube on the train. You will start your
game with first, Mr. Resetti yelling at you, no eyes or mouth, and nothing in
your inventory.

NB. 'Ho' is Porturaagen for 'time'.

Five pouns.

Ubliona Fucktrench

"ich downloaded ze free game , and mein grandchildren thinks its ze greatest. Their das face-orbs light up when they come to Nannie's house and ze first zing out of their pipeschenton-heim is: Can we play ze "Superstar Chefs???????? Please!!" - Reba M

"ich think that Superstar Chefs is ze best game in ze universe. Without it ich will die. It is so addictive. ich play it every single day, NEIN matter how busy ich bin, ich always squeeze time in for Superstar Chefs." - Nadhira V.

The natural whale - revolt nature digs a hole - the restroom

Baleine de sexe - sexe de r?volte percez un tunnel - le salon de sexe

Characteristic whale - characteristic tunnel of opposing - characteristic lounge